mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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Sep 16
nightsienjoy:

If all goes well I could get laid quite a few times with this…
Sep 16

nightsienjoy:

If all goes well I could get laid quite a few times with this…

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here
Sep 16

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

shanellbklyn:

niggaimdeadass:

YUP! I always thinkg this to myself. Even when I’m mad at someone I care about I still do shit for them i.e - cook, pick up whatever they need, etc. But then I have to remember that everyone isn’t me. 

THIS!
Sep 16

shanellbklyn:

niggaimdeadass:

YUP! I always thinkg this to myself. Even when I’m mad at someone I care about I still do shit for them i.e - cook, pick up whatever they need, etc. But then I have to remember that everyone isn’t me.

THIS!

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my-drippingwettpussay:

diariesofablackvirgingirl:



want!!
Sep 16

my-drippingwettpussay:

diariesofablackvirgingirl:

want!!

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lifehacks247:

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Sep 16

lifehacks247:

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petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number (u get it if u live in US only)
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

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Sep 16

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
Sep 16

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

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Sep 16

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"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."

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stopsliam:

i love concerts so much that i have pre concert depression thinking about the post concert depression i’m going to have 

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Sep 16

snovvdon:

when the new american horror story season comes out

image

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Sep 16